Most Popular Tweets (16)

• Ben is crying because Heather has eaten his barbie dolls

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  10:53 pm Feb 14, 2012
• I thought our house was being attacked by a mob, turns out Heather was just throwing biscuits at our fucking house, fat shithead

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  11:30 pm Feb 14, 2012
• I'm going to have to put wood over all our windows, Heather has fucking broke in again and she's eating Bens shit

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  11:13 pm Feb 14, 2012
• Heather just fucking pissed on me

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  10:57 pm Feb 14, 2012
• what a surprise!! Heather has eaten my fucking toothbrush, the fat shit faced chipmunk

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  10:13 pm Feb 14, 2012
• lifting some heavyweights to impress the ladies.. although it does look a bit weird lifting Heather up

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  10:10 pm Feb 14, 2012
• Heather Trott has a date tonight and I don't. Heather Trott. From Eastenders. Has a date. For Valentine's night. And I don't.

  @ConorLynn - Conor Lynn
  

  10:02 pm Feb 14, 2012
• Heather is sleeping in my bed with Shirley and Ben either side, its meant to be Valentines day, i'm meant to be fucking banging Eagle Face

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  9:36 pm Feb 14, 2012
• I have to make up a fucking bedtime story about biscuits to make Heather fall asleep

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  9:13 pm Feb 14, 2012
• Duke and Heather from eastenders wuld be a gd couple, they r both fat xx

  @itstracybeaker - qu33n 0f da DG
  

  8:52 pm Feb 14, 2012
• I just pushed Heather out the window and she fell and then fucking bounced back up and came back through the window again, fat weener

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  8:40 pm Feb 14, 2012
• I was throwing peanuts at Heather and one went up her nose, oh my fucking god, funniest thing ever

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  8:10 pm Feb 14, 2012
• Heather Trott's long lost twin? http://t.co/0VcZvJqX

  @ryrymcnugget - ryan graham.
  

  7:40 pm Feb 14, 2012
• Heather you don't look beautiful, don't listen to my fucking wife, she is a munter

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  7:38 pm Feb 14, 2012
• I can see clearly now, that Heathers gone

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  7:05 pm Feb 14, 2012
• #WeAllGotThatOneFriend who is called Heather and she's a fat shit who eats everything you own

  @Phil_Mitchell_x - Phil Mitchell
  

  6:33 pm Feb 14, 2012